playboybnni16 (4:59:53 PM): *as kat mistakes a dingo for a guy* .. we all know what happens now playboybnni16 (5:00:12 PM): *kat gets DINGO AIDS*
playboybnni16 (4:47:41 PM): thank you so much i wuv you hunniflavoredcock playboybnni16 (5:28:06 PM): umm.. you are the weight of my little cock playboybnni16 (4:52:07 PM): *pounds chest like gorilla* ME WANTS MS.BRADYS FLAPPY ASS!
playboybnni16 (4:54:15 PM): FOR ME N PATS ANNIVERSARY WER GONNAAAA........ HAVE WILD BABOON SEX! playboybnni16 (4:54:17 PM): lol playboybnni16 (4:54:23 PM): idk maybe dinner AngelicPawn (4:58:31 PM): "Yeah...sure...you'll be having dinner with him while he has Kat underneath the table!" AngelicPawn (4:58:33 PM): mwahahaha playboybnni16 (4:58:53 PM): NO!!.. KATS IN AUSTRALIA ..HAHHAHA AngelicPawn (4:58:59 PM): HAHAHA AngelicPawn (4:59:06 PM): fucking dingos! playboybnni16 (4:59:14 PM): *makes snide face* NOT KAT JENN! playboybnni16 (4:59:53 PM): *as kat mistakes a dingo for a guy* .. we all know what happens now playboybnni16 (5:00:01 PM): he he he AngelicPawn (5:00:02 PM): lol playboybnni16 (5:00:12 PM): *kat gets DINGO AIDS* AngelicPawn (5:00:31 PM): she starts makin out with it...then its gf walks up..."Ummmm....i didn't know you had a gf...." playboybnni16 (5:00:52 PM): *shits pants* playboybnni16 (5:00:56 PM): FUCK!
playboybnni16 (5:12:01 PM): the nobabypill... coz pat said if i got pregnant .. *makes evil face* i cant kill it to make dead babyjokes AngelicPawn (5:12:59 PM) : if you have a babi....im godmother playboybnni16 (5:13:04 PM): YESH! AngelicPawn (5:13:09 PM): ill bring it porno and beer when its 12 playboybnni16 (5:14:37 PM): *jess comes to baptism to become godmother* *priest goes to pour holy water on babys head* *jess slaps his hand and pours acid* playboybnni16 (5:14:41 PM): *pat cries* playboybnni16 (5:14:56 PM): *i laugh till i piss myself* AngelicPawn (5:15:02 PM): id shit myself playboybnni16 (5:15:06 PM): ME TOO! playboybnni16 (5:15:08 PM): YES~! playboybnni16 (5:16:38 PM): *me n pat burry baby* *next day jess stopps by* *hold dead baby by feet* WHYD YOU BURRY THIS??? AngelicPawn (5:16:49 PM): lmao playboybnni16 (5:16:50 PM): *pat cries* playboybnni16 (5:17:15 PM): lmfaoooooooo playboybnni16 (5:17:53 PM): and if your baby ever dies ide ruturn the favor!! *clueless face* playboybnni16 (5:17:57 PM): *smiles* playboybnni16 (5:18:24 PM): LMFAO! AngelicPawn (5:19:53 PM): wed have fun makin it tho AngelicPawn (5:20:00 PM): the best part of babies is........ AngelicPawn (5:20:03 PM): makin them playboybnni16 (5:20:04 PM): *i go to visit you at hospital* *nicks holding baby* awwwww *i RUN and stomp on babys face* *sit in corner shaking* *chants to self*russel russel russel playboybnni16 (5:20:07 PM): HAHAH YES! playboybnni16 (5:20:28 PM): juuuuuuuust playin.. your baby would be SMEXIE AngelicPawn (5:20:37 PM): yeah...sure... playboybnni16 (5:21:15 PM): *i put baby on street corner* *some black man stops car* DAYUMMM *rapes baby* *jess finds baby with money in diaper* AngelicPawn (5:21:32 PM): omfg playboybnni16 (5:21:33 PM): * i think your baby would be smexie you cock
playboybnni16 (5:25:07 PM): *runs to spermbank* *steals 67 bottles* *pours them into jennifers asshole* *5 months later jennifers color get HUGE* *4 months after that jennifer has a shitmonster
playboybnni16 (8:11:31 PM): *whispers* hellllllllllllllp me AngelicPawn (8:11:42 PM): why? AngelicPawn (8:11:46 PM): whatsa matter? playboybnni16 (8:12:01 PM): *whispers* im hiding in my closettt AngelicPawn (8:12:24 PM): With the computer? playboybnni16 (8:12:59 PM): *whispers*yes AngelicPawn (8:13:19 PM): Suuuuure.......o.k...... playboybnni16 (8:14:08 PM): *whispers* someone is in my housssssssee playboybnni16 (8:14:55 PM): *whispers* wait i can see through the crease in the door AngelicPawn (8:14:59 PM): YOU! playboybnni16 (8:15:28 PM): SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! playboybnni16 (8:15:35 PM): *whispers* he can her you AngelicPawn (8:15:58 PM): *whispers* Is it 50 Cent? playboybnni16 (8:16:20 PM): *whispers* uuuuhhh hol on *looks* no AngelicPawn (8:16:46 PM): *whispers* Is it your dad? playboybnni16 (8:16:52 PM): *whispers* BECKY OHMUFUCKINGGOD ITS EMINEM AngelicPawn (8:17:06 PM): hhahahahahahahaha playboybnni16 (8:17:12 PM): lmao playboybnni16 (8:17:16 PM): no .. wait playboybnni16 (8:17:24 PM): *whispers* fuck AngelicPawn (8:17:25 PM): omg...*whispers* what? playboybnni16 (8:17:53 PM): *whispers* its not eminem playboybnni16 (8:17:57 PM): *whispers* shit AngelicPawn (8:18:07 PM): *whispers* Who is it? AngelicPawn (8:18:16 PM): *whispers* My salsa playboybnni16 (8:18:30 PM): *whispers* OH NO THERES A BIG BLACK COCK PACING INFRONT OF THE DOOR playboybnni16 (8:18:46 PM): *whispers* I THINK HE CAN SEE THE COMPUTER WIRES going into the closet AngelicPawn (8:19:03 PM): *whispers* it's........DUMBOCCHIO! With his black strap-on playboybnni16 (8:20:40 PM): *whispers* NO! .. its a giant cock with legs.. and he has a gun AngelicPawn (8:21:05 PM): *whispers*OMFG AngelicPawn (8:21:16 PM): *whispers* Is he gonna rape you? playboybnni16 (8:21:44 PM): *whispers* :'( *starts shaking* i dont kno! playboybnni16 (8:22:02 PM): *door starts shaking* playboybnni16 (8:22:07 PM): *whispers* SHIT! playboybnni16 (8:22:16 PM): *whispers* HES COMING! AngelicPawn (8:22:35 PM): *whispers* COCK....OMFG...CLOSE YOUR ASSHOLE TIGHT! AngelicPawn (8:22:49 PM): *whispers*Since he's black...he'll only go for your ass..... playboybnni16 (8:23:25 PM): *quickly looks around closet* *stuffs a shoe in ass* playboybnni16 (8:23:32 PM): *whispers* oh no! playboybnni16 (8:23:45 PM): *door opens* AngelicPawn (8:24:35 PM): *whispers* OH NO!
playboybnni16 (6:33:59 PM): if i was a black man YOU would be my white slave
Auto response from AngelicPawn (6:33:59 PM): Hey playboybnni16 I'm out on a date with yo' momma...be back sometime tonight. playboybnni16 (6:34:33 PM): *shakes head* *sighs* ... ohh jess your in for the stretched asshole of your life playboybnni16 (6:40:05 PM): *tv commercial* WHATS IN YOUR WALLET?! playboybnni16 (6:40:17 PM): *black man* I STOLE YO WALLET!! playboybnni16 (6:45:47 PM): *kathryn* I SHITMYSELF
playboybnni16 (12:02:14 AM): *squint eyes like chinese* *nods head* SALSA playboybnni16 (12:03:46 AM): MY SALSA! AngelicPawn (12:04:08 AM): MY SALSA! playboybnni16 (12:05:04 AM): no .. MYYY SAAAAALLLLSA! AngelicPawn (12:05:16 AM): MYSALSA BITCH! playboybnni16 (12:05:51 AM): NO MINE! ALL MY SALSA AngelicPawn (12:06:31 AM): MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AngelicPawn (12:06:55 AM): hey cock eat shit cause im so cool MY SALSA playboybnni16 (12:07:01 AM): my salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and want to take off their underpants .....>:oMY SALSA playboybnni16 (12:07:09 AM): HEY! playboybnni16 (12:07:13 AM): HOWD YOU DO THAT AngelicPawn (12:07:16 AM): hahahahahaha AngelicPawn (12:07:29 AM): ancient bisexual secret it tis playboybnni16 (12:07:45 AM): aww *shits in corner* AngelicPawn (12:07:53 AM): lol AngelicPawn (12:08:19 AM): MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA AngelicPawn (12:08:28 AM): MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA playboybnni16 (12:08:36 AM): NO! AngelicPawn (12:08:53 AM): MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA MY SALSA playboybnni16 (12:09:07 AM): I HATE Your salsa
playboybnni16 (11:44:42 PM): CRIKEY ...*brians mom laughs like she knows what wer talkin about*
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