AngelicPawn (10:44:17 PM): Isn't Easter supposed to be the day Jesus was resurrected....why hasnt the bitch come to see me yet?
thmostRETARDedsn (10:44:28 PM): LMAO
AngelicPawn (10:45:36 PM): has he come to see you?
thmostRETARDedsn (10:45:44 PM): nope
thmostRETARDedsn (10:45:52 PM): there's no presents under my jesus tree
AngelicPawn (10:45:56 PM): man...what a freeloader
thmostRETARDedsn (10:46:10 PM): lol
AngelicPawn (10:46:15 PM): he paid for our sins...so that mutha thinks he can go away without a visit??
AngelicPawn (10:46:26 PM): naw.....i dun think so
thmostRETARDedsn (10:46:26 PM): lmao
thmostRETARDedsn (10:46:31 PM): yeah dude
thmostRETARDedsn (10:46:39 PM): even a card would be nice
AngelicPawn (10:46:43 PM): yeah.....
thmostRETARDedsn (10:47:02 PM): he paid for our sins...sure...but does he hold the door for you... NO
thmostRETARDedsn (10:47:10 PM): lol
AngelicPawn (10:47:27 PM): jesus...hmph...should be je-nevercallsorvisit-sus
thmostRETARDedsn (10:47:29 PM): and actually he half paid for our sins...we went dutch that day
AngelicPawn (10:47:34 PM): yeah
AngelicPawn (10:47:52 PM): jesus is such a ripoff
thmostRETARDedsn (10:47:59 PM): its like a religious one night stand
thmostRETARDedsn (10:48:05 PM): you see him once
thmostRETARDedsn (10:48:08 PM): and then he never calls
AngelicPawn (10:48:16 PM): true...and even after you had his kids
AngelicPawn (10:48:19 PM): and yer on welfare
thmostRETARDedsn (10:48:23 PM): lol
thmostRETARDedsn (10:48:28 PM): well i didnt
AngelicPawn (10:48:33 PM): shit man...jesus aint paid his child support in like....
thmostRETARDedsn (10:48:44 PM): but i hear w*****y f*****l came close when she masterbated with a cross
AngelicPawn (10:48:46 PM): couple thousand years
AngelicPawn (10:48:51 PM): LMFAO
thmostRETARDedsn (10:49:01 PM): lol
AngelicPawn (10:49:08 PM): she says it was quite the religious experience
AngelicPawn (10:49:10 PM): lmao
thmostRETARDedsn (10:49:18 PM): lol
AngelicPawn (10:49:24 PM): even tho she screamed jesus..he didnt come....
thmostRETARDedsn (10:49:32 PM): lmao
thmostRETARDedsn (10:49:36 PM): well look at her
thmostRETARDedsn (10:49:40 PM): would you come for that?
AngelicPawn (10:49:51 PM): yeah...true...naw....maybe cj might though
AngelicPawn (10:49:59 PM): maybe cj is actually jesus
thmostRETARDedsn (10:50:00 PM): i sure as hell wouldnt
thmostRETARDedsn (10:50:08 PM): if i had a penis
AngelicPawn (10:50:08 PM): cj is jesus
thmostRETARDedsn (10:50:13 PM): and she walked by
thmostRETARDedsn (10:50:13 PM): it would hide
AngelicPawn (10:50:16 PM): yes....lol
AngelicPawn (10:50:26 PM): w*****y = insta-limp
thmostRETARDedsn (10:50:32 PM): nah cj is a 35 year old russian double agent
thmostRETARDedsn (10:50:36 PM): with a wife and two kids
AngelicPawn (10:50:41 PM): aww...man.....i didnt know that
thmostRETARDedsn (10:50:48 PM): lol
thmostRETARDedsn (10:50:55 PM): well you need to catch up
thmostRETARDedsn (10:50:59 PM): you need the info
thmostRETARDedsn (10:51:04 PM): oh yeah and donald
AngelicPawn (10:51:07 PM): i know man....
thmostRETARDedsn (10:51:13 PM): is an alien from another planet with lazer beam vision
thmostRETARDedsn (10:51:24 PM): who was recently assassinated by our government
AngelicPawn (10:51:24 PM): I HEARD ABOUT THAT
thmostRETARDedsn (10:51:29 PM): and taken to area 51
AngelicPawn (10:51:30 PM): Oh shit
thmostRETARDedsn (10:51:39 PM): i started both those rumors
thmostRETARDedsn (10:51:46 PM): and the sad part is people believe it
thmostRETARDedsn (10:51:50 PM): lol
AngelicPawn (10:51:51 PM): i bet they do
thmostRETARDedsn (10:52:08 PM): donald was assassinated by our government
thmostRETARDedsn (10:52:08 PM): OMG really?!?!
thmostRETARDedsn (10:52:08 PM): *tells everyone*
thmostRETARDedsn (10:52:13 PM): lol
AngelicPawn (10:52:16 PM): lmao
thmostRETARDedsn (10:52:21 PM): dude
AngelicPawn (10:52:25 PM): dude
thmostRETARDedsn (10:52:26 PM): we have some dumb people
AngelicPawn (10:52:29 PM): yes
thmostRETARDedsn (10:52:40 PM): wheres your car
thmostRETARDedsn (10:52:43 PM): lol
AngelicPawn (10:52:45 PM): *laughs**looks in the mirror* dumb people you say......
AngelicPawn (10:52:49 PM): hmmmm
AngelicPawn (10:52:54 PM): wheres my car dude?
thmostRETARDedsn (10:53:03 PM): lol
thmostRETARDedsn (10:53:09 PM): cj stole it
AngelicPawn (10:53:24 PM): aww shit...and gave it to a fellow secret agent?
thmostRETARDedsn (10:53:37 PM): and turned it into the go-go-downs-mobile
thmostRETARDedsn (10:53:45 PM): lol
AngelicPawn (10:53:53 PM): as cj gets on the bus "secret agent man" starts playing
thmostRETARDedsn (10:54:04 PM): lmao
AngelicPawn (10:54:04 PM): dun dun dun
thmostRETARDedsn (10:54:15 PM): duh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh NUH nuh nuh
AngelicPawn (10:54:15 PM): cj whips out.......
AngelicPawn (10:54:18 PM): his gun
AngelicPawn (10:54:39 PM): lmao
thmostRETARDedsn (10:54:43 PM): lol
AngelicPawn (10:54:46 PM): and yells CRICKET!
thmostRETARDedsn (10:54:46 PM): a squirt gun
thmostRETARDedsn (10:54:51 PM): lol
thmostRETARDedsn (10:54:57 PM): the noisy cricket from men in black
AngelicPawn (10:55:00 PM): and fills it with grape jelly
thmostRETARDedsn (10:55:04 PM): only a squirt gun
AngelicPawn (10:55:04 PM): lol
AngelicPawn (10:55:05 PM): yes
AngelicPawn (10:55:20 PM): with his super sidekick britney spears
thmostRETARDedsn (10:55:25 PM): lol
AngelicPawn (10:55:28 PM): and his secret dad - - - - - - BOB!
thmostRETARDedsn (10:55:47 PM): lmao
thmostRETARDedsn (10:55:57 PM): cricket
AngelicPawn (10:56:05 PM): dude...you gots ta come to my party
AngelicPawn (10:56:41 PM): dont bring cj though...he'll infiltrate my party
AngelicPawn (10:56:51 PM): and assassinate the guests
AngelicPawn (10:57:07 PM): *secret agent maaaaaaaaaaaaan*
thmostRETARDedsn (10:57:23 PM): lmao
thmostRETARDedsn (10:57:32 PM): im trying to download that song
thmostRETARDedsn (10:57:32 PM): but i dont know who sings it
thmostRETARDedsn (10:57:35 PM): GAH
AngelicPawn (10:57:38 PM): lol
thmostRETARDedsn (10:57:39 PM): brb
AngelicPawn (10:57:42 PM): ok
thmostRETARDedsn is away at 10:57:44 PM.
Auto response from thmostRETARDedsn (10:57:52 PM): he loves the east (coast) hunnies
might as well call him
POPPA BURRRRRRR
