Q. Why are you such an asshole?
A. Because I wanna be...got a problem bitch?!
Q. Are you a virgin?
A. You're a nosy sucker aren't you? Yes I am, okay?
Q. Are you really bisexual like everyone says you are?
A. Yuppers. Boys and girls and nekkidness, oh my!
Q. Can I stalk you?
A. Sure, I would love to have a stalker. E-mail me and we'll set something up.
Q. What are you wearing?
A. Ooh la la......guess what...pants and a shirt......hahaha.
Q. Who are your best friends?
A. I have a lot of friends, but I'd have to say Corie, Brian, Kathryn, CJ, Kristy, Ryanne...the usual retarded kids!...lol...yesh...retards
Q. Do you love Matt F.?
A. Yes. I fell in love with that guy when I was in the 6th grade. He moved away when I was in the 8th grade. The last words we said to each other were not the nicest. I'm no stalker, but I do miss him. I have gotten over him, but it'd be nice to talk to him again.
Q. Did Billy really get you pregnant?
A. No no no no ......that was just a smart-ass comment gone out of control turned into a rumor.