Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log!

Yo mama is so ugly, kids dress up as her for Halloween.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama is so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.

Yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.

Yo mama is so ugly her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mama is so ugly I took her to a Haunted House and she came out with a job application.

Yo mama is so ugly she looks like her face caught fire and some one put it out with a fork.

Yo mama is so ugly that if ugly were bricks, she would have her own projects.

Yo mama is so ugly she looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of "What the Fuck?!".

Yo mama is so ugly she threw a boomerang it wouldn't come back.

Yo mama is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama is so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.

Yo mama is so ugly when she went to lie down on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo mama is so ugly she looks like she's been through a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mama is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mama is so ugly her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama is so ugly she has a sign on her that says, "Beware of Dog!"

Yo mama is so ugly that if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she moved into the projects, all of her neighbors chipped ni to buy curtains.

Yo mama is so ugly everyone knows what time she was born because her face stopped the clocks.

Yo mama is so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo mama is so ugly, her face is like a piece of modern art, you can never tell what it is.