xX Blondie 03 (9:11:16 PM): holy vagina
xX Blondie 03 (9:11:32 PM): ... i smell ca ca
AngelicPawn (9:12:00 PM): omg....who is it?
AngelicPawn (9:12:10 PM): that means you hafta wipe better!
xX Blondie 03 (9:12:10 PM): ... ummm
xX Blondie 03 (9:12:12 PM): ME!
xX Blondie 03 (9:12:18 PM): i kno
xX Blondie 03 (9:12:38 PM): i dont like to wipe.. i like to just do poopie on the go!!
AngelicPawn (9:12:51 PM): nice!
xX Blondie 03 (9:12:57 PM): yes
AngelicPawn (9:12:59 PM): wiggle-dry!
xX Blondie 03 (9:13:04 PM): uh huh
AngelicPawn (9:13:41 PM): i bet your crabs have like....colonized your asshole....and made castles from your shit...
xX Blondie 03 (9:13:44 PM): i leave the shit there then a week later rats crawl into my jamas and nibble at my bunghole
xX Blondie 03 (9:20:45 PM): *Pushes on the asshole presure point* .... CREAMS ON YOUR FACE
AngelicPawn (9:20:54 PM): OH NO
AngelicPawn (9:21:06 PM): *I'm melting.......melting......melting*
xX Blondie 03 (9:21:18 PM): i was just ....SURCUMSIZED!!
AngelicPawn (9:21:43 PM): OH NO
AngelicPawn (9:21:49 PM): Did you get to keep it?
xX Blondie 03 (9:22:25 PM): yes i keep it in a little labeled jar on my self.. i named him Girble
AngelicPawn (9:22:50 PM): I'm gonna come visit him....soon....
xX Blondie 03 (9:22:55 PM): i have to feed him 5 times a day
xX Blondie 03 (9:22:59 PM): nice
AngelicPawn (9:23:06 PM): What do you feed him?
xX Blondie 03 (9:23:08 PM): he will be so happy he will shit himself
xX Blondie 03 (9:23:25 PM): i feed him old people pubes
AngelicPawn (9:24:00 PM): cool
xX Blondie 03 (9:24:04 PM): but i have to cook them in the oven for 20 minutes on 450 degrees first.. cause i have to kill all the bactirea
AngelicPawn (9:24:08 PM): from where?
xX Blondie 03 (9:24:52 PM): umm.... people on streets.. or where ever i see them.. supermarket stores.. umm shower.. kathryns sheets
xX Blondie 03 (9:25:20 PM): man.. her sheets are the best.. they look like sheep wool.. theyre soo full of pubies
AngelicPawn (9:25:38 PM): yeah....be careful...you might get Pat's...
xX Blondie 03 (9:25:59 PM): shit
xX Blondie 03 (9:26:23 PM): then my penis slab of skin will get GOOOONDARIA!!! ahhh oh noo
AngelicPawn (9:26:34 PM): OH NOOOOOOO
xX Blondie 03 (9:26:38 PM): ahhh
xX Blondie 03 (9:26:46 PM): *dices penis into little cubes*
xX Blondie 03 (9:27:00 PM): now it will be better to find all the pat pubes
xX Blondie 03 (9:27:24 PM): i have to be careful tho.. there contaminated
AngelicPawn (9:27:34 PM): yeah...wear gloves....
xX Blondie 03 (9:27:45 PM): yes..
xX Blondie 03 (9:27:47 PM): i will
AngelicPawn (9:32:23 PM): did you do it yet?
xX Blondie 03 (9:32:31 PM): YES I DID
AngelicPawn (9:32:35 PM): yay
xX Blondie 03 (9:32:35 PM): and he bit me!!
xX Blondie 03 (9:32:39 PM): so i burned him
AngelicPawn (9:32:40 PM): NOOOOO
AngelicPawn (9:32:47 PM): you're contaminated!
AngelicPawn (9:32:58 PM): *DONT TOUCH ME!*
xX Blondie 03 (9:32:58 PM): i sindged him ass!!
xX Blondie 03 (9:33:05 PM): his*
AngelicPawn (9:33:41 PM): yeah son!
xX Blondie 03 (9:33:53 PM): no i sprayed myself with toilet water
xX Blondie 03 (9:33:56 PM): its ok now
xX Blondie 03 (9:33:57 PM): !!
AngelicPawn (9:34:02 PM): ok
xX Blondie 03 (9:47:26 PM): my crotch has prickly stubble
AngelicPawn (9:47:37 PM): nice!

AngelicPawn (10:25:30 PM): where are you?
xX Blondie 03 (10:26:11 PM): *POP* in my asshole
AngelicPawn (10:26:27 PM): ..naw...really...?
xX Blondie 03 (10:27:51 PM): hahahah yes
AngelicPawn (10:28:09 PM): wow....and where is this so-called asshole located?
xX Blondie 03 (10:29:30 PM): on my forehead
AngelicPawn (10:29:46 PM): what about this forehead?
xX Blondie 03 (10:29:47 PM): i pop pills
AngelicPawn (10:29:50 PM): me too
xX Blondie 03 (10:29:50 PM): in my asshole
AngelicPawn (10:29:51 PM): yay
xX Blondie 03 (10:29:56 PM): nice
xX Blondie 03 (10:32:17 PM): *FLYING DILDOS*
AngelicPawn (10:32:30 PM): be afraid...very afraid
xX Blondie 03 (10:32:36 PM): yess....
xX Blondie 03 (10:32:56 PM): they r spraying out some kind of pesdicide ...
xX Blondie 03 (10:33:03 PM): it smells like pina colada..
xX Blondie 03 (10:33:08 PM): i think its...
xX Blondie 03 (10:33:10 PM): its..
AngelicPawn (10:33:14 PM): DILDO SAUCE!
xX Blondie 03 (10:33:38 PM): SLIP AND SLIDE SQUEEDGIE JUICE!!
xX Blondie 03 (10:33:48 PM): yes and that too
xX Blondie 03 (10:36:23 PM): i am FOAMING FROM THE CROTCH !! OH NO I HAVE RABIES!!
AngelicPawn (10:36:30 PM): OH NO!
xX Blondie 03 (10:36:34 PM): nooooo
xX Blondie 03 (10:36:40 PM): my crabs are melting
xX Blondie 03 (10:36:43 PM): noooo
xX Blondie 03 (10:36:44 PM): noo
xX Blondie 03 (10:36:45 PM): no
AngelicPawn (10:36:48 PM): I told you that you were infected!
xX Blondie 03 (10:36:48 PM): NO
xX Blondie 03 (10:36:56 PM): man...
xX Blondie 03 (10:37:00 PM): what do i doooo!?
AngelicPawn (10:37:12 PM): jump in the toilet....
AngelicPawn (10:37:23 PM): then you jump in somone's asshole
AngelicPawn (10:37:33 PM): then you dance around nekkid in the street
xX Blondie 03 (10:37:33 PM): ok ok
AngelicPawn (10:37:41 PM): then you go back in the toilet
AngelicPawn (10:37:44 PM): then you're cured
xX Blondie 03 (10:37:50 PM): ***stands on toilet seat* COWABUNGA
xX Blondie 03 (10:38:15 PM): *dives face first into Laurels asshole*
xX Blondie 03 (10:38:27 PM): ah.. it smells like stefan shit
AngelicPawn (10:38:38 PM): you gotta do what you gotta do!
xX Blondie 03 (10:38:45 PM): yes yes
xX Blondie 03 (10:38:49 PM): true true
xX Blondie 03 (10:40:50 PM): i got to go take a HUGE DOOKIE
AngelicPawn (10:41:11 PM): ok
xX Blondie 03 (10:41:24 PM): ok noodle nuts