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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Why don't you ask your mom?
How do you know when you're really really ugly?
Dogs hump you with their eyes closed.
How do you know when you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you he would rather just be friends.
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp!
Moms have Mother's Day, Dads have Father's Day, so what do single guys have?
Palm Sunday
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